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• Sick whale euthanized with explosives in Australia

  Thu Sep 2, 2010
  • Hope they got the charge size right, scooping up whale innards doesn't sound like a good time.

• Iran media call French first lady 'prostitute'

  Mon Aug 30, 2010
  • Wow, Iran's certainly making lots of friends internationally. Wonder when we can start reserving the parking spaces Iran is about to be turned into.

• Vicious attack leaves Pa. inmate comatose

  Sun Aug 29, 2010
  • Yeah, it's hard to work up a decent outrage over a child molester's treatment in prison. Hell, nightly rape should be mandatory.

• Internet wiping out printed Oxford Dictionary

  Sun Aug 29, 2010
  • Print or online, that eternal problem remains... Child: How do you spell "xxxxx"? Adult: Look it up. Child: How the eff am I supposed to look up a word I can't spell?

• The 10 greatest (accidental) inventions of all time

  Thu Aug 26, 2010
  • If they're giving Roentgen credit for X-rays, they must also give greater props to Ogg, discoverer of fire.

• Poland arrests U.S. citizen wanted for pedophilia

  Thu Aug 26, 2010
  • "Hamilton had been scheduled to plead guilty to a series of offenses before he fled" What fuckhead let an admitted pedophile roam free?

• First Kermit the Frog being given to Smithsonian

  Wed Aug 25, 2010
  • What did Kermit say when Jim Henson died? Absolutely nothing.

• Cops: RFK Jr.'s wife drove after using drugs

  Tue Aug 24, 2010
  • So a Kennedy gets their license "suspended" yet is allowed to drive anyway. And then fucks up again. Yet it'd be easier for me to cure cancer than get my license back w/ no moving violations on my record whatsoever. Life is fair.

• The Situation? Ha! Call him the Corporation

  Mon Aug 23, 2010
  • The people who put this schlock on TV should be beaten to death with the idiots who watch it.

• BC police: Bears surrounded pot fields

  Thu Aug 19, 2010
  • You're absolutely right, I believe blow was Bush's substance of choice. I'm pretty sure you don't want bears guarding your coca fields though, that couldn't possibly end well.